Post by Loopy Larry on May 18, 2003 23:36:09 GMT -6
The Good News Gazette
Issue 5
Warp Chimp, Mr Spock[/u]
Remember Bobo? The chimp with the tricorder? Well, he's back, exploring the outer regions of...his enclosure. Bobo and the four other chimps at the Zoo are now fully fledged Starfleet officers. The Way City Zoo staff, seeing how much Bobo enjoyed his tricorder have fitted out the chimp enclosure out to look exactly like the bridge of the Starship Enterprise. They have also fitted the chimps out with uniforms, complete with the little radio things on the shirt. Head on down to the Zoo to follow the ongoing adventures of Star Trek: the Chimp Generation.
Invasion of the Crazies[/u]
Innocent, law-abiding citizen Nick898 went out to the shops to get milk on the morning of the 30th of April, and got caught in traffic, serious traffic. Little did he realise that when he returned 9 days later, on the 9th of May that he would discover that his house had been taken over by Keedokes and TidalWave4Him. These two citizens decided this house was going to be theirs until he returned.
Keedokes proclaimed "We're just being neighborly!" and later added "hey...who are you calling crazy?". TidalWave4Him chipped in "you shouldn't stalk people, ya know" also stating "we're slowly repopulating the neighborhood".
Please, citizens, carefully pick the route you take to the shops.
Next issue: at least one article written by our new reporter, Miggity99